MOVIE'S DEAF TEST

un petit indice, c'est arrivé près de chez vous.

A line of prisoners files past a jailer

Jailer : Crucifixion?
Prisoner : Yes.
Jailer : Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner.] Crucifixion?
Prisoner 2 : Er, no, freedom actually.
Jailer : What?
Prisoner 2 : Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Jailer : Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Prisoner 2 : No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Jailer : [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Prisoner 2 : Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

Life of Brian, je reflechis pour relancer

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Cher Maitre,
j'ai le grand plaisir et l'immense honneur de vous annoncer que l'on va enfin savoir qui a tué Momo.

En effet, la confusion et les hésitations de ces derniers temps m'ont enfin fait comprendre que je devais appliquer à moi même cette méthode certes, un peu brutale, mais si efficace, et qui m'a permis d'écrire les 4 premiers actes du Retour ; c'est donc mort que je finirais ma pièce.

En conséquence, vous placerez le plus possible de mes restes à côté d'un ordinateur de type Hewlett Packard 3200 allumé en permanence. Mon corps étant badigeonné en jaune, il sera plus aisé de me reconnaître. De grâce, que l'on ne me confonde pas !

Je m'excuse pour le bruit et la fumée, mais vous direz de ma part à mes voisins que de toute façon je les trouve un peu tatillons , et que quand on change de code, on prévient !

Putain c'était le créateur de Dupontel, son meilleur film...
Bon ben je relance

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C'est formidable le cinéma. On voit des filles avec des robes.Le cinéma arrive et on voit leurs culs...

Un film d'un gars mondialement connu (un de ses films les plus connus...)

Le Mépris de Godart

Yep off course.
relance

STEPH RELANCE

"-Je vais tellement t'enculer que quand tu bailleras, on verra le jour."

Bernie !
Son pere meme si je me souviens bien, en parlant à sa douce et tendre qui s'est remariée et refait sa vie comme p'tite bourge lol
Grand moment ce film ... alalala tant de poésie m'émeut :-)

On reconnait les vrais comme on dit. Bien joué, à toi.

Vous allez surement reconnaitre le film en deux secondes mais je trouve ce passage trop bon ... un must :-D :

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It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, heh... I'm sorry. Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plantlife. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess... that ah, dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided.

Well I... I would hate to have to decide.. who stays up and.. who goes down.

Well, that would not be necessary Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills. Of course it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition.
Slams down left fist. Right arm rises in stiff Nazi salute.
Arrrrr!
Restrains right arm with left.

Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. But ah with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years.

But look here doctor, wouldn't this nucleus of survivors be so grief stricken and anguished that they'd, well, envy the dead and not want to go on living?

No sir... Right arm rolls his wheelchair backwards. Excuse me.
Struggles with wayward right arm, ultimately subduing it with a beating from his left.

Also when... when they go down into the mine everyone would still be alive. There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead! Ahhhh!
Right are reflexes into Nazi salute. He pulls it back into his lap and beats it again. Gloved hand attempts to strangle him.

Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

Thank you, sir.

*Enjoy*

Euh c'est pas encore docteur Folamour?

Ah merde deja cité ... désolé :'-(

il était dans 'titre de film' mais je me rappelais pas l'avoir vu ici, tu peux relancer miss HeTheRingTon

edit : apres vérif, on ne l'a pas cité ici docteur folamour :-)

Ouais je sais mais il était dans les photos de flims et c'est pas déjà toi qui l'avais mis?

pourquoi t'es mechante avec mwa ? :'-(
Si tu as raison c'était moi dans les titres du film, c moi dans le MOVIE'S DEAF TEST ... me me meeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!

bon ... on passe a un extrait suivant ? :p

Parce que j'adooore t'embêter!! Niark niark!
Tiens en voilà un autre extrait et bonne chance! Le film date de 1993. Démerdez-vous!

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Mary: Stop this crying, I hate you! Everybody hates you! You're so selfish.
Colin: I'm going to die!
Mary: What would you know about dying?
Colin: My mother died!
Mary: Both my parents died! it's because you're so selfish!
Colin: Not as selfish as you are!

Bon personne ne trouve..un autre extrait du même film :

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Dickon: The animals tell me all their secrets.
Mary: He wouldn't tell you my secret, would he?
Dickon: About what, Miss Mary?
Mary: A garden. I've stolen a garden.

Bon c'était the secret garden d'Agnieszka Holland, produit par Coppola.

Bon un plus facile :
Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

American beauty ?
c'est les asperges qui me font dire ca...
et aussi le fait qu'un mari envoie chier sa femme comme ca

Bingo jeunot!
A toi!!

"La vieillesse. C'est la seule maladie dont on ne peut espérer guérir."

Citation simple, film ultra culte et reconnu de part le monde

cocoon?

lol y a de l'idée, mais c'est pas ca

Un indice stp?

Film en noir et blanc de 1941, je peux pas donner de realisateur ou d'acteur, ca tuerait le truc.
Indice bonus: le réalisateur y tient le rôle principal

la j'en dis trop histoire de passer a autre chose